KristynaKaycee Rae. Shakey is my theater name, so you can't call me that. I am sixteen years old, and I'm a Junior in high school. I have three brothers and I'm the oldest.
Kimberly Noel Jurkowski is the closest, and greatest friend I've ever had; the two of us are so close. We don't HAVE to talk to each other everyday, simply because it's easier for the two of us to act like asses together in person, rather than over the telephone.
All jokes aside, there isn't much of a story about me. Happiness is hard to come by, so I'm rarely happy. I only need so much socializing, and I tend to keep to myself, but I'm definitely not afraid to be outgoing if needed. I go to Hogwarts; Slytherin house. I want super powers, but I suppose magical powers are good enough.

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deans-apple-pie:

everylittlethingfeelsbig:

I mean I hate pants, but this is pretty disgusting. This man is incredible though haha.

jdeeh:

jnthnxjohanson:

Sit your WHORE ass down!

LMFAO.

This man said “I’m sick of you! Sit your whore ass down!”

Oh my god.

(Source: criminalkuntnmugshots, via evenstrangerthandanger)

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